001 || Accidental Video

[gavemyword]

[There's a man who may or may not be familiar to some of you wandering just along the outskirts of the Residential District. There's something different about him though. It might be the wary gait and lost, confused expression but, no, that's actually pretty commonplace here. It might be the three swords hanging at his hip-- who needs three swords anyway?-- as they clink along next to him...

Or it might be the giant bear outfit made out of bandages. Through the dark video, you might be able to make out the image of nubby, rounded arms flailing in barely concealed rage as they fail, over and over, to grasp the swords by his side. Muffled cursing bleeds through the grainy video as the bear-man performs a half-skip-jump-turn. It quickly becomes apparent why his balance looks off: The leg area's as heavily wrapped up as his arms.]

That god... damn-- ARGH, that witch! What the hell is wrong with these bandages?! OI! Get this thing off me!

[Shuffle. Shuffle. The video turns to static as Zoro steps on the communicator. GRR...]

... Eh? The hell's this?

Comments

[rules_the_north]

Wh't happ'ned?

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

Some stupid-- [Struggling. So much struggling.] WITCH took advantage.

Is there some kind of zipper on this thing??

[isaaaaaac.livejournal.com]

[ Miria staaares. Staaaaaaaares. Is that... a giant bear outfit?? IT IS. HER EYES DO NOT DECEIVE HER. A small gasp. ]

That's an amazing costume!!

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[...!]

SH-SHUT UP!

1/2

[embracethewaves.livejournal.com]

[fhgfdhghdkjf] ...Is that... Z...Zoro? They brought you b--

...





[.......Bear suit.]

[embracethewaves.livejournal.com]

...

What the heck is that?!

[unbearable-puns.livejournal.com]

...Are you a bear too?

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

NO!

[paincuresall.livejournal.com]

[Maybe text but she is laughing. Witch...?]

I see someone's trying to help with that makeover for you.

[1/2]

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

YOU SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT FROM Y--

[2/idk sorry i lied orz]

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[-- GHHK!]

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL?!]

[done]

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

You're here?! I thought Chopper left you back at Drum Island!

1/~*~MYSTERY~*~ NUMBER

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

[...what in the world is this.]

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

[Oh. It's Zoro. And he's wearing some kind of... suit? Bandages? Bandage suit? Bear bandage suit? That's kind of--]

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

[Zoro in a bear bandage suit.]

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

[Zoro]

done ♥

[bokuwadoctaaa.livejournal.com]

ZORO?!

1/3

[ihasastrawhat.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!]

2/3

[ihasastrawhat.livejournal.com]

[And why does it sound like Zoro? Give him a second, he's thinking really hard...]

1/?? [Voice]

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

{He does recognize the voice...} Zoro!?

2/?? [Voice]

[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

{Wait...}

[tenkai-soul.livejournal.com]

... That's quite the outfit.

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[askdjlsadhf2eefj]

What's it to you?!

Video

[distantwater.livejournal.com]

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

What're you looking at?

[pilot_princess]

Aww, how cute.

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[DWEORH@#ORFJERGRTY(#$HJ#@NFKFOWJEDWV THIS FACE.]

[witchoftheweek.livejournal.com]

...Read this, if possible (http://witchoftheweek.livejournal.com/1826.html)

[gavemyword.livejournal.com]

[He managed to skim through most of that, which should be an impressive enough feat for a disgruntled man in a bear suit. As far as he's concerned, it's mostly ramble. But it does answer a few important questions...]

"The scientists revive you if you die"?

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!? [1/3]

[thiefcat.livejournal.com]

EHHHHHHH!?

Zoro what the hell are you--

[2/3]

[thiefcat.livejournal.com]

Oh!