Roronoa Zoro (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
gavemyword) wrote2010-07-28 02:45 am
gavemyword) wrote2010-07-28 02:45 am
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003 || [Video]
[What's this? Another accidental video feed? Oh, but the subject's asleep; he must've just turned it on when he rolled over. No surprise there. The video is blurred white, texture rough and grainy. From the one button pressing into the top screen, it might become obvious to some of you that whatever it was was a shirt and that whoever was wearing it probably bought it a few sizes too small... if you catch my drift.]
YAAAAAAAAWN--
[A pair of breasts jiggle into view following a rather provocative stretching routine. Discedo's resident Pirate Hunter has somehow grown himself a pair overnight and his lips are now rosier, perkier... did those eyelashes get longer??
S/He notices the communicator on the ground and makes to pick it up. Zoro's looking around the room, trying to locate his small nakama amidst the mess, so he doesn't notice that the hand reaching out is significantly more delicate looking. The audience should note, however, that Zoro is reaching up with the other hand to scratch herself. Where, exactly, do you ask? Why, right on the chest of course.
The hand lands. A moment of silence. Then, slowly, a horrified expression enters her face. Zoro looks down at herself and the hand squishes resolutely at the offending body part. The last shot you'll get is of Zoro's mouth opening to yell out obscenities right before her other hand descends on the communicator and, finally, darkness.]
YAAAAAAAAWN--
[A pair of breasts jiggle into view following a rather provocative stretching routine. Discedo's resident Pirate Hunter has somehow grown himself a pair overnight and his lips are now rosier, perkier... did those eyelashes get longer??
S/He notices the communicator on the ground and makes to pick it up. Zoro's looking around the room, trying to locate his small nakama amidst the mess, so he doesn't notice that the hand reaching out is significantly more delicate looking. The audience should note, however, that Zoro is reaching up with the other hand to scratch herself. Where, exactly, do you ask? Why, right on the chest of course.
The hand lands. A moment of silence. Then, slowly, a horrified expression enters her face. Zoro looks down at herself and the hand squishes resolutely at the offending body part. The last shot you'll get is of Zoro's mouth opening to yell out obscenities right before her other hand descends on the communicator and, finally, darkness.]
1/I'll tell you
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Done!
The hell happened to you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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[done]
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I wanna know what's going on?
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[...]
STOP LAUGHING!
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And so, there Chopper stayed. Sleeping away in content peace, not a worry in the world.
Until he heard yelling and before he could even wake up--
he found himself slipping off Zoro's stomach and falling onto the floor. Hard.]
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[AND THE CRYING STARTS.]
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[Picking you up and patting you on the back, little bro. There, there...]
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Who are you? And why do you smell like Zoro? But you have extra things on your chest. And you look a lot different too. Can humans do this kind of stuff?]
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Zoro?
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Yeah, it's me. [...] You done crying now?
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Whatever it was, he stops dead in his tracks as soon as he realizes that yes, you have boobs. He stares long enough for that provocative stretch before quickly averting his eyes. He stiffens, shaking, color flaring under those freckles. He's old enough to realize that women are kind of attractive, more than just mothers or nags. But he's still too immature to actually act like it. In fact he was going to act completely disgusted by all of this. He turns his eyes back just in time to see you grope yourself and quickly turns his back to you this time.}
STOP THAT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!
{He peers over his shoulder a little at the wibbling of the tiny reindeer. Sheesh he didn't even see the little guy...}
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It would take him more time to calm down though, seeing as there was now another angry-sounding voice yelling. Chopper yelped and covered his ears, trying to hide himself against some possible enemy by pressing his face against the haramaki around Zoro's waist.
Even though Zoro looked tough, the little reindeer was still shaking a bit, out of both nervousness and slight fear. Instinct and all.]
/a billion years later
As for Ace... Zoro turned to yell back and realized that s/he stil wasn't used to the whole de-aging thing. It took him a moment to get his wits about him. True, the brat looked, sounded, and even somewhat acted like Ace but the features he'd grown used to associating with the older pirate were a little strange to observe on someone so... small. But he wasn't going to say that. Nope. 'sides, he was still trying to come to grips with his lady bits. No room to think right now.
Zoro: Denial for $300, please.]
None of your business, brat! And SHUT UP! [Added a little reluctantly:] You're making Chopper nervous.
[Looking down at the reindeer, Zoro gave his fur an experimental tug. The older Chopper had a real strong grip and he wanted to make sure he'd be able to pry the kid off later.] Oi, get off. Ace won't hurt you.
Genderbent? Meet other genderbent.
[There's just something about this video that makes the blood rush straight to
herhis head. ... What the hell? It's not like this is anything new!][1/3] - Pleased, I'm sure.
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What do you mean they're not real?
[Like implants?]
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I mean they're-- [...] I'm not supposed to have them.
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Then you're-- ...Me too!
I mean-- [...] I'm not supposed to be like this either!
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You're a girl? The hell happened to us!
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I am! Err, was... My name is Liz.
I don't know. At least, I'm not able to tell you for sure.
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You know any others like this?
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